Thursday, February 07, 2008

Come on, South America!


Top Ten Reasons South America is GREAT!:

10. It's been proven to promote follicle growth in balding men.

9. I know Hugo Chavez personally.

8. Part of the movie Fletch is filmed there.

7. Upcoming Reality TV Series titled Project Runway: The Amazon Basin Fashion Challenge

6. Two words: Tortilla Soup

5. I can name every country on the continent...Except Panama.

4. The name "Brazil" has all my favorite letters in it.

3. I once ate at the Rainforest Cafe.

2. It contains names like Quito and Titicaca and Patagonia

1. Soccer, Soccer, Soccer!

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