Kara, of the "Crazy Good Life" blog fame, pointed out something that those narrow minded folks at Google are doing now. It's called Google reader, and, if I understand it right, it brings the web to you. You create a page that brings all the updated information on the websites you regularly visit and then you don't have to go to them??!?!!? Amazing. Next stop - baby delivery from Google. They'll call it Obsti-Google. You'll go to the website www.google.babydelivery.com and select the type of baby you want. Don't forget to stop by the Baby Google store on the way home. Maybe Google Travel. This may even exist. They bring you pictures of you and your family on your next vacation in some tropical destination. They will even charge your credit card for all the expensive meals and travel swag. Think of the time you'll save! Bring your children and crappy search engines inside the house tonight, folks. Google is taking over the world. I think I will name our next child Google, just to get it over with. Worst part is - they're smart and hip. So who knows what kind of innovation they are capable of. If it has been a while, check out their home page. Not the search engine, I mean here. Just about the only thing not listed is Google Marriage and Google Swap Meet Finder.
So sit back, sweetly sipping your Google Cola, listening to the sounds of Google Radio. After you've washed your Google Auto in the driveway, kick your feet up on your new Google Furniture. There's a big multi-colored monster coming down the road of Googleville, and it's coming to take care of you.
I think I remember this episode of The Twilight Google.
3 comments:
Wait...are you saying that the 'mark of the beast' is actually.....?
Once again someone who can say what I am thinking so much better than I can. How come I can't turn the thoughts in my head into witty, catchy, fun, stimulating verbiage like you? Maybe Google has a solution for that!
Brilliant! You have done it again. Your posts are so dang good.
And as for google... it reminds me of the girl who first introduced me to the word in grade school. She loved numbers and love to say a google of (insert any word here) anytime she could which I thought was nerdy. But looks like you win again Kathi Tribe , you win again.
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