Sunday, September 02, 2007

Listener Mail

We have been receiving a lot of mail here from our listeners. Bags and bags. It's starting to obscure my view of our rug. So I thought I would take a minute to address some of the questions you are asking.

There have been many a Q about the bike seat. Let me just put this image in front of you:

Now, let me put this image in front of you:

If you are catching my subtle imagery, then you may beginning to understand that it is not easy serving a Kaiser Bun on a Popsicle Stick. It has taken a little getting used to, but the more I ride, the more comfortable it becomes. Hopefully, with more exercise, I will be serving a small dinner roll instead.

By the way, want to know how much you get to pay to sit on that seat? Wrong - its $165 you crazy. Let's list the things we would rather spend $165 on, shall we?
1. 100 packets of Sixlets
2. Speeding tickets
3. New silverware
4. 2 Full Back Waxing sessions
5. Lots and lots of post cards
6. Peaches for the whole neighborhood
7. ZCMI Center Mall Gift Cards
8. 1 round trip ticket to Spokane

I also saw this one:

It has daily departures to 16 cities in the US. I think I will stay with the seat I have now.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Enjoy your style. Wish I could fly to Spokane, come to think of it we are going there next week. Super.

Any way you can set Brayden's blog up to allow unidentified objects like this fossil to make comments. I played his pie game and wanted to let him know I had been there.

keep up the trail of tears or airplane chairs.

Fred M

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha ha! Love this post. My questions about your seat are all answered. It's amazing to me how one can sit on that thing for longer than 5 minutes. Girls' seats have more padding right?