Sicko

So I am sitting here on this beautiful 24th of July enjoying my 5th day of being sick. Not the kind of sick you talk about amoungst friends, but the kind that keeps you close to home. There are few things as fun as being sick in the summer, let's name them:

1. Finding a $20 in you pocket, then realizing you have someone else's pants on
2. You are invited to sing at a wedding, and they want country music
3. Walking under the sky ride at Lagoon, enjoying a nice sprinkle, then realizing it's not raining
4. Thanking your wife for the bag of chocolate covered raisins she got you at the movie, then she says she didn't get you a bag of chocolate covered raisins
5. Being in a pie fight, and it's "Moon Pie's"
6. Driving a Geo Metro
7. Costco on a Saturday
8. You are the director of a new Broadway musical called "Oprahoma"
9. You have been asked to market the new fragrance called "The Essence of Cher"
10. Dirty windshields